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Funniest Ever. [Friday
October 20th, 2006
9:24pm
]

wondercookie


I love Smeagol.
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Hot Chocolate [Friday
October 20th, 2006
8:44pm
]

wondercookie


yummy in my tummy.
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Read the website addresses slowly... [Sunday
October 1st, 2006
10:50pm
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | amused ]

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear and be misread:

1. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is http://www.whorepresents.com

2. "Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than "Pen Island" at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try "Therapist Finder" at http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the "Italian Power Generator" company http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the "Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. "The First Cumming Methodist Church" web site is http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at "Speed of Art" await you at their wacky web site http://www.speedofart.com

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My Dad never ceases to amaze me! [Sunday
October 1st, 2006
8:45am
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | amused ]

My Dad tells Billy to pull up his pants so they aren't below his crotch. Yeah...Billy doesn't dress ghetto fab! Haha.

Daddy: I want the middle of your pants hugging, RIGHT HERE! **points to around Billy's belly button**
Billy: They're on my ass, I have no ass!
Daddy: I want them hugging your balls!!
Billy: MY PENIS IS RIGHT HERE!! **grabs crotch**
Daddy: I'd be worried if it wasn't!
**everyone in the house dies laughing**
Daddy: I'd be worried if I woke up in the morning n my penis wasn't there. It's been in some pretty weird places...
Billy: **points to Elaine**

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[Saturday
September 30th, 2006
11:50pm
]

moldytampon
i think i should look around my computer for the most random picture ever.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
click here.Collapse )
seriously, peeps. this is some cool stuff.
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I like to paint [Saturday
September 30th, 2006
10:19pm
]

wondercookie
For reals!
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED [Wednesday
September 13th, 2006
12:01pm
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | bouncy ]

"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." -Unknown

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Say something...What?! [Tuesday
September 12th, 2006
8:02pm
]

lizamaboo
Do you hate those stupid smileys on myspace.com that are fuckin annoying?!! "Say something!" ... "What?!" Someone needs to take those off. But this is a funny ass video: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/saysomethingwhat.html
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I Kim! [Tuesday
September 12th, 2006
7:05pm
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | thankful ]

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[Friday
September 8th, 2006
8:10pm
]

wondercookie
SHAKE IT!

thanks to you're the man now dog.com

XD
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[Friday
September 8th, 2006
5:04pm
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wondercookie
anybody know where i can find a children of bodom layout?

if not i'll just disect some html and do it myselfffff
I made a crummy lil black and white one to keep me happy for now. :D

thanks anyhow all you random peepers! ♥
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I love my kandi! ♥♥♥ [Thursday
September 7th, 2006
10:25pm
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | high ]

An awesome bracelet I made just a lil bit ago!


  
Bling bling!!
(click to enlarge)

Eh, more in my journal...
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Sperm & Gary [Wednesday
August 30th, 2006
7:11pm
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | tired ]

http://thefucksociety.com/anim.php?id=garyandsperm&w=550&h=350 Yup.

N this one's just even more awesome...http://thefucksociety.com/anim.php?id=bearhello&w=400&h=300

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X-Posted to my personal lj... [Tuesday
August 29th, 2006
9:50pm
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | amused ]

This is ONE of the reasons why I love doing mushrooms. Lol. http://embed.break.com/MTI3NDQ1

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[Tuesday
August 29th, 2006
4:41pm
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moldytampon
Katie Redshoes' opinions on poop:

pooping hurts.
i only like pooping when i see the expressions on other peoples' feces as they are taking a big hard poop.
why are we TAKING a poop? you dont grab it when you are done and keep it forever..
we are -giving- a poop.
pooping would be a LOT more enjoyable if it was rainbow-colored as it came out. and had a big happy face.
and it was edible.
and tasted like candy.
our rolls. hot, with butter on them.

who doesn't like rolls?

i can tell you.. Katie FUCKING Redshoes DOES like rolls.

thankyouforyourbrain.

-this has been a public announcement approved by KR. we are not resposible for the enlightentment of others, nor should anyone try and eat their poop. it's gross, and doesn't taste like candy or rolls. dont even feed your poop to your cat. trying to do so is messy, and gross. we are not responsible for dead cats. or your dissappointment. yeah. poop is gross.-
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[Tuesday
August 29th, 2006
4:21pm
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corganbutt
YUPCollapse )
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what [Tuesday
August 29th, 2006
7:16pm
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kimsta_christ
[ mood | gassy ]

So I was cleaning my room and I find this old journal I had when I was 12.
I start looking through it and I find some weird ass story I wrote.
Something about Barney raping kids.

I was a fucked up lil kid. lol.

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I'm slow. Hahah! [Tuesday
August 29th, 2006
6:56pm
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | high and hyper! ]

"Something the longs of lines, 'Sorry, I don't care!'"

What the fuck kinda type-o is that. I'm slow! Lmfao. Smoking weed is BAD! Mkay?

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To Hello Paige aka fuctupchild! [Tuesday
August 29th, 2006
6:44pm
]

lizamaboo
[ mood | amused ]

Cuz I'm en-light-tened with my en-light-tent-ment!

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[Tuesday
August 29th, 2006
7:36pm
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fuctupchild
so, to review:

- honey is not bee poop, it's bee throw-up (right?)
- to make a sexy face you have to think "everyone wants to fuck me but i won't let them!"
- gay people should wash their poopy sex towels
- something old, something new, something borrowed & something blue

anything else?
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