[ . Lizamaboo . ] (lizamaboo) wrote in x_randomosity_x,
[ . Lizamaboo . ]

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My Dad never ceases to amaze me!

My Dad tells Billy to pull up his pants so they aren't below his crotch. Yeah...Billy doesn't dress ghetto fab! Haha.

Daddy: I want the middle of your pants hugging, RIGHT HERE! **points to around Billy's belly button**
Billy: They're on my ass, I have no ass!
Daddy: I want them hugging your balls!!
Billy: MY PENIS IS RIGHT HERE!! **grabs crotch**
Daddy: I'd be worried if it wasn't!
**everyone in the house dies laughing**
Daddy: I'd be worried if I woke up in the morning n my penis wasn't there. It's been in some pretty weird places...
Billy: **points to Elaine**
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