Daddy: I want the middle of your pants hugging, RIGHT HERE! **points to around Billy's belly button**
Billy: They're on my ass, I have no ass!
Daddy: I want them hugging your balls!!
Billy: MY PENIS IS RIGHT HERE!! **grabs crotch**
Daddy: I'd be worried if it wasn't!
**everyone in the house dies laughing**
Daddy: I'd be worried if I woke up in the morning n my penis wasn't there. It's been in some pretty weird places...
Billy: **points to Elaine**